
The third tournament of 2007 was unusual. Most tournaments following the Hodags are filled with domination, confidence, and continuous blowouts. This weekend consisted of hardships, setbacks, and an all-time high of injured players – sometimes with only 16 players healthy enough to step on the field. This unexpected formality led to fatigue, doubt, and exhausting contests – far from the usual Saturday afternoon. However, 8 games later it was the grittiest performance of sheer guts I have ever been a part of.
Wisconsin played Colorado State first, who the Hodags had already seen at Vegas this year (took half 7-0) and were worried for how pumped up they would be to have another shot to bring it against Madtown. Down in Georgia it was perfect: clear, no wind, chilly but going to get pretty warm. No doubt it turned hot as the defensive line came out sizzling, scoring 3 breaks as Bobby Lau hit Animal for a 4-1 lead. Heijmen scores two of the next three and racks up a couple of sky D’s for a 7-3 halftime lead. Even Hohenstein was making a difference, catching two goals and getting a sweet D. Jack Darsh scores out of half from Dan Miller as Wisconsin trades to 10-5. However, the "Red Headed Mexican" was still adjusting to his brand new SuperGrip 2000 pair of hands, which was steering the Zip-Loke all across the field, putting up a some momentous numbers with 4 D’s… well 2 might have been on O, but it’s all the same to the King of Sparta himself, Lokkmaster.
It was really just our second game against Pittsburgh that everything got screwed up. It was Pitt’s first game of the day and we were all set to take advantage of the first-game-of-the-day-blues. And things were going well, with Dan Heijmen cashing in our first two breaks of the game as Shane continues to get pretty cool deep D’s, as we build a 4-2 lead after starting on D and going down 0-1. However, Pitt responded and for the first time since the existence of the universe, a Metro East ultimate Frisbee team actually looked pretty good.



bomb to the Lokkness brings the game all knotted at 11-11. Just for good measure, Wisconsin punches in one more break for the 12-11 lead with a Jack Darsh D in the air. Pitt who was about up to here with Wisconsin’s run, got their heads together and scored an O to tie the game 12-12, cap game to 14. The Offense looks deep and Will Lokke is in hot pursuit of a scorching disc. However, his defender is in decent position as they both simultaneous layout into the end zone, the disc bounces off Lokke’s outstretched hands and macks straight up into the air. The Zip-Loke had this shit on Lokk because his eyes never left the disc as the moment he landed pushup position on the ground, Will literally “wormed” his body into the air a second time, apparently bracing with his forearm on the Pitt player’s face and generates enough swiggle to get his body off the ground and totally stick the disc with one hand while falling back down – landing very awkwardly, half on the defender and half on his butt. Nobody was actually sure if Will had actually snatched that floating disc out of the air, but the immediate spike between the legs from the sitting position let half of the tournament know just how clutch of a play that was as the sideline exploded. The crowd cheered and all the Lokemaster could say was, “I love my SuperGrip 2000 pair of hands.” However, Pitt tied the game at 13-13, but with Wisconsin receiving, El Subra Nada never had the disc with a chance to win as the Hodags close out 14-13 for the universe point win. It was a super gutsy performance and after that game, despite how relieved and happy we were to pull that one out, the team got a wake up call for not coming to play every single game of every single tournament as we had twice in two years been taken to universe point on Saturday of Terminus. Wisconsin’s 1 fan for the moment, Mr. Marsh celebrated as the Hodags pulled out a miracle moment better than Pulp Fiction. As we took our much needed bye round and our legs tightened, we had a chance to realize just how special of a team we were. Wisconsin joked about just how dangerous we thought we were if we could at any moment flip the switch and play out of our minds.
We took our bye round and lost like 4 kids to injury - cleats off, now spectators. We had Minnesota who is in our region and who was already 3-0 on the day trying to win the pool outright. Ben Feldman who was clearly anxious to prove that he was better than all those other Hopkins alum and scored 2 breaks as Jon Gaynor scored the other 2 as the Hodags jumped to a 5-1 lead. Grey Duck was so tired that after the Hodags started out so strong they totally caved and broke down. Muffin was even running around and on a single point got a deep poach catch D, then he went deep and caught the would be goal except that it was called back because Animal traveled and then Muffin even saved the disc from sailing out of bounds with a completed greatest. The only thing left on the list was to jump over a defender, but by then, Minnesota went ahead and scored the goal 5-2. Bobby hooked up with Shane just before half for the 7-2 lead. Freshman Cullen Geppert gets a nice in-cut layout D, finally gaining that last inch on the defender for a sick D. Tim Pearce randomly throws not one, not two, but three goals as the Hodags took a 10-4 lead and traded to a 13-6 win.

The fast and open third game gave Wisconsin some valuable rest before NCST the #2 seed in the pool. By the fourth game of the day, anyone who was not already injured attempted to hurt themselves while anybody who was still healthy, decided to sit this one out. With 9 guys good-to-go, Wisconsin started well and took a 3-1 and 6-2 lead. Since Madtown had already lost 2 of our most sick nasty love-haters, Wisconsin was forced to shuffle some kids around – landing one cocky-ass freshman a little bit of time on the O line. The fresh legs helped as self-proclaimed Junior Worlds MVP Ben Feldman scored 5 goals on his 10 points played. It was such a FFA that even Muffin was launching his backhand deep. Seth and Shane continued the “Bash Brothers” Theme as they both had a D left in the system. One moment and 4 Heijmen deep hucks to Feldman later, it was a 13-8 win to take the power pool title 4-0.
Wisconsin was also lucky enough to stay at Sharpie CEO’s house by some awesome coincidence of Mr. Lau and we totally dominated the hot tub and awesome food before passing out in front of a trifecta of widescreens, dart boards, and comfy couches.
On Sunday, the Hodags were late to the fields and did not even have time to run a single team drill before our game began - probably because we lost those two hours of sleep. However, Wisconsin struck first as Scallet found Gaynor for the 1-0 break. Iowa State had been throwing and drilling for a super long warm-up and took advantage as their best players did not leave the field, getting a break back for a 1-2 lead. Dan Heijmen would not stand for this as he lifted up the team and put them squarely on his back. First he went deep from Air Jordan Marsh and then found Jeremiah for a goal as he pushed the lead back to Wisconsin 4-3. Feldman found Gaynor for the halftime lead as the Hodags led 7-3. The " Biggest Crybaby" himself scored 7 of 8 times he stepped on the field for once stretch and vaulted Wisconsin to a 10-4 lead. Seth Meyer got a super nasty sky D and continued to punish cutters going deep. At this point the momentum lulled and Wisconsin traded to a 15-9 win as Marsh sticks in 3 of the last four goals. It was no wonder we lost focus and traded out because on the field next to us in pre-quarters - #2 seed Georgia was struggling against Indiana losing half 8-7. It came all the way down to universe point with Indiana receiving, but Georgia held it down and won on double game point – a very exciting ending as Indiana caught 2 or 3 goals on a deep shot where the defender and the poach defender misread the disc, only for a streaking cutter to clean up the trash.
Next up in quarterfinals was Illinois. Wisconsin had not played this team in the last couple of years and was not quite sure what to expect. Apparently, Illinois has a pretty good deep game and a kid #13 who is really fast. Kevin Riley was holding down the handling core as he found Blue Steel himself Heijmen for the 1-1 lead, but Wisconsin fell down 2-1 early. "Matt Damon" continued his hot play as he found Gaynor deep for the 3-2 lead and then hit Pearce deep for the 4-3 lead. Moments before half, Shane gets a nice D and catches the goal from Evan Klane for a 7-5 halftime lead. Illinois responds and ties the game at 8-8. Muffin decides that anything Illinois can do, Muffonuts can do better, as he sends two straight hucks deep to Seth and Gaynor for the double break to 11-8 Wisconsin. Matt Scallet gets his hands on a D before Kevin Riley cashes in the last two goals for a 15-11 win. For the first time on Sunday, after being challenged by the opposing team, Wisconsin responded and went on runs to gain back control of the game. The veterans were showing a relatively young team how to win games and finish teams when they are reeling. It was awesome that players like Shane and Heijmen were leading the way, getting sick D’s on a continuous basis and freaking out in order to win games.
In semifinals were we playing Pitt again, who gave us a scare on Saturday, and also played us hard at CCC earlier this year and who we had previously murdered at Nationals last year 15-4.



Finals proved to be a rollercoaster.





Wisconsin celebrated, snapped some pictures, took our free discs, cheered on the women's team to a tournament victory as well and showered back at the mansion before driving back to start another school week. It was sweet that the Hodags won, saved our record to 24-1 and will help secure a top seed for Centex. For sure the team’s legs are sore from the short numbers and overall it was a very gratifying weekend all said and done to have played well with many key players not ready to roll.
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2 comments:
Thanks for your posts. I really enjoy reading what happened.You write really well, maybe a career? I feel like I am right there watching the instant replays. Take revenge on Florida in the Final on Sunday,come back letting the Nation know that Hodags are without a doubt the Best Team in the Nation.
hey muffnuts,
it's unfortunate you guys have sections on the same weekend as mudbath, was really looking forward to seeing some former Platypi on the field. oh yeah, thanks for pissing off Raabe, edgewood's now got the 15 seed in a tough bracket, which means we get to laugh even harder when we dominate. have fun with sectionals, regionals, and nationals; bring home the gold for us.
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